PO Box 5315  Sioux City, Iowa  51102  Phone (712) 277-8535  Fax (712) 277-3720 

Newsletter #N_F0101
KEYS OF SUCCESS
Michelle Kirkpatrick, CSR, RPR            Freelance Deposition Reporter                             712-277-8535
How Many Do You Remember?
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 1. Blackjack chewing gum
 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
 3. Candy cigarettes
 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
 5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
 7. Party phone lines
 8. Newsreels before the movie
 9. P. F.  Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with levers
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller-skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

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If you remembered 0-5  You're still young
If you remembered 6-12 You are getting older
If you remembered 13-20 Don't tell your age
If you remembered 21-25 You're older than dirt

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
Opinions of marriage from kids 5 to 11 years old
 

 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
 Like if you like sports, she should like it that you
 like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
 coming."    Alan, age 10

 "No person really decides before they grow up who
 they're going to marry.  God decides it all way
 before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
 with."    Kirsten, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 "Married people usually look happy to talk to other
 people."    Eddie, 6

 "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."    Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 "Both don't want no more kids."    Lori, age 8

 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
 to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."    Lynnette, age 8.

 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
 and that usually gets them interested enough to go for
 a second date."    Martin, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
 "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
 wouldn't there?"    Kelvin, age 8

 "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come
 chasing after us just the same as they do now."
 Roberta, age 7

 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
 "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
 person FOREVER by then."    Camille, age 10

 "No age is good to get married at.  You got to be a
 fool to get married."    Freddie, age 6

 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
 looks like a truck."    Ricky, age 10 

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After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has finally been named:
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Mr. Potato Head
  • He's tan.
  • He's cute.
  • He knows the importance of accessorizing.
  • And if he looks at another woman, you can rearrange his face.
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"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her." --Ellen DeGeneres.

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered.  I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses.  Now I'll have to kill you too." --Jake Johansen 

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  Michelle Kirkpatrick, CSR, RPR
  PO Box 5315, Sioux City, Iowa 51102
  (712) 277-8535  fax:  (712) 277-3720
Michelle Kirkpatrick has been
a court reporter since 1986, is
a Certified Shorthand Reporter
for the state of Iowa, and is
also certified as a Registered
Professional Reporter by the
National Shorthand Reporter
Association.

Michelle Kirkpatrick
Visit me at http://Michelle.Kirkpatrick.net          Michelle@Kirkpatrick.net
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